Things I heard at work today 1

-You notice how there's all these bank robberies when the economy is bad?

-Well you really know it's bad when there's all these home invasions, when you gotta go into someone's house it's pretty bad.

-I'd rob the boss's house, that's where all the good shit is. See all that nice stuff hangin on the walls.

(boss) - The first thing you'll see in my house is the shotgun

-The only thing worth stealing at your house are the cows, but that's too much work for me.

(boss continues) - Wolverines took the tail off a deer, If I see that thing I'm gonna kill him.
Coyotes got all my chickens too. I don't know how much coyote hide is worth, but I'm gonna find out.

the end.